Are you a white person and have run afoul of some PC landmine? Betrayed by your common sense? Put too much faith your lying eyes? Had the audacity to think that courtesies extended to others also applied to you?
Fear not, it happens to us all. By using the attached template you can try, and fail, to maintain your current lifestyle status by groveling to those you so callously and unknowingly offended. Just fill out the appropriate fields and feel free to amplify the groveling however you so choose (foot washing, adopting foreign kids, etc.):